I have the key to your orgasms,
Right here between my legs!

Whatcha gonna do for it?

Of course you can rub yourselves off,
Dildo yourselves off,
Tongue each other off,
Finger each other off,
To one,
Or two degrees…

But I have the key,
Of highest pedigree,
To unlock you entirely,
And pop you into
Unimaginable spheres,
Of unbearable ecstasy…

So whatcha you gonna do for it?

Whatcha offering,
My sweet, locked ladies?