– Find a nice, quiet place where you can work undisturbed.
– Repeat steps 1-7 for as many years as necessary (if no luck by age 30, seek employment).
– After getting exciting results (steps 8-9)
place in pretty container, e.g.,
and submit to lab for karat confirmation and evaluation.
– Wait (approx 12-15 years [and as long as 20-25 years in more respectable societies]).
– While waiting, repeat steps 1-9 as often as you like, but bear in mind – they can be highly addictive!
– After getting back lab results, cash in + indulge (with straight face). Details of your buying power will be provided by lab, but are usually in direct proportion to your eccentricities and other misfortunes.
– Good Luck!
* Uncircumcised and female models operate the same way, but see back for important cleaning tips.